The Noodles Klepto

I was at Noodles for lunch today. Great place by the way. I'm enjoying my meal of penne, spinich, tomatoes, muchrooms, tomatoes in a light spicy tomato cream sauce and then I see her. She looks like a secratary by day and stripper by night. Why do I say this? The shoes, they never lie. So, she's picking up food for 2 and she's eating a little bit of her food before she packs up and goes back to the office/stripper pole. All very unassuming right? Well except for the shoes, oh god, the shoes.

Sidenote: If you work in an office setting, please refrain from wearing black patent leather six inch heals with a SUPER spiked heal, circumfrence of about 1/2 inch. I digress...

OK, back to the good part. So I'm eating and she's eating part of her take out meal. Then she starts to pack up and leave when she....... steals the whole bottle of hot sauce! The kind that's used on asian food and mexican food that has the weird name and is a really large plastic bottle.

I'm just sat there shocked. She even looked around to see if anyone saw her. I should have made eye contact, but I was almost embarassed that I saw. I witnessed a crime people! a CRIME!