Have you seen the website http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ ?
If not, check out the funnies.
I was soooooooooooo close last night to writing my very own passive agressive note. Let me paint the picture. I'm at the gym and I'm getting done with my workout. When I'm finished working out I go out to my car, which I had to parallel park (It's a VERY common thing here) and BTW I am an awsome parallel parker! So I go out and some A**hole is parked right smack dab against my front bumper. Like, literally touching my car with his nasty primered 92' honda civic with a cherry red bumper. Yeah, that car just screams a-hole. Behind me was a light blue mini-van that was also parked VERY close to me, but not touching.
So my first thought was, ok, yeah, I am so NOT getting out of this on my own. So I go in to the gym and ask if they can page the owner of the POS honda civic with the red bumper. The semi-friendly, completely non-interested 24hr fitness employee gets on the loud speaker and in a quiet as a mouse voice rattles off the car and the problem. Which in a warehouse of a gym translates to "wah wohhh wahh wah whooo wah." So, I sit patiently and suprise, no one comes. The another guy gets on the loudspeaker and his voice is like GOD speaking from the heavens. Still, no one comes. So we go out to the car and look inside the windows to see if we can get a name off of something. We find Mark Ried on his drycleaning recipt. We go back inside and page the guy, still nothing. Keep in mind, I want to be HOME. So fineally, the friendly 24 hr fitness man helps me do a 45point turn out of the parking space without hitting anyone and I drove off. It was a lot of, back, forward, turn the wheel, crank the wheel, is that as far as the wheel will go, ok, back, forward, etc...
As I drove off I seriously thought about leaving a passive agressive note just so I could take a picture of it and send it in to the website.
6 comments:
I am picturing an image from Austin Powers......that sucks though. People are poop-heads.
I am cracking up about the Austin Powers comment. Shelly, I don't know you, but I love you.
Yep, that's totally what I fealt like trying to get out of that parking space. The second I saw my situation I thought of Austin in that golf cart.lol
hahaha. you know that's one of my fav sites. you could also post him on http://badparking.wordpress.com/
i am proud of your 45-point turn. i would have cried and walked home.
That's what you get for going to the gym. You should never go there again. JK. What an A-hole, OR he deserves to be setup grammatically incorrect, "What A a-hole"... I hate it when all i wanna do is go home but there's something stopping me... kudos to the nice 24-hour fitness guy for helping you out of your tight spot.
I went to that site and it sucked me in for a good hour. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks! I hate how inconsiderate people can be.
Post a Comment