See, I'm already being delinquent on my Friday quote. Don't worry, I'll make it up to you. Here's two.
I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian, she was a panda.'
~ Jim Gaffigan
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
~ Jim Gaffigan
Click here to watch a clip of the "hot pocket" skit.
4 comments:
i love jim gaffigan. he's the bestest.
So I totally thought on your birthday, "Today is Katy's birthday, I should email or call her." And since I didn't act on it at that moment, I completley forgot. So, Happy Belated Birthday! Sorry I'm a crappy friend!
What Rebecca is this?
Ouding
Hall
or Rebecca from Southern?
That's great! Thanks for the laugh!!
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