I feel you

The other day I was in the magical land I like to call Target. Oh Target, you can make my bad days go away. I love you. I think I went in for window washer fluid, which by the way is an absolute must if you live in CO. It seems like I'm always out of washer fluid! I remember when we moved here, they would even say on the news, "stock up on your washer fluid." I was always confused until I realized that day old snow and big trucks coming down from the mountains do not make for clean windshields.

So anyways, somehow I ended up in the clothes section, like I always seem to do. I was trying on a jacket by the fitting rooms in front of the two young fitting room attendants. Why only 7 items Target? They're so strict aren't they?

So, trying on my jacket and the girl says "do you feel it." To which I replied, huh? My brain was quickly trying to process what she said. I had the urge to say, yeah it feels good? But before I could say anything, she said, "do you feel it, like, do you like it?"

OH! ha ha, Oh, right right... do I "feel" it? I nervously laughed.

Yes, I said. I like it.

WOW. This must mean I'm getting older!

Here are some other phrases I could never bring myself to say

Fly-As in, so fly, or that's fly
The Bomb-I still know someone who says this
Sick-Really Cool
Wicked Cool-Really Really Cool
I know Right?- I know, right? This just grates on me for some reason
Cool Beans- Frozen garbanzos?